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Joke of the Day
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"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"
"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."
"Women jokes are not funny Period."
"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."
"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""
"The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji..."
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"
"My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab"
"What's the importance of capitalization? You can either help your Uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse."