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Joke of the Day
"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."
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"Have you heard about the new car park crime statistics? It's wrong on so many levels."
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"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!"""
"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."
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"How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes? With itty-bitty knotsies"
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