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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."

"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."

"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."

"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."

"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."

"Can't sleep. Too excited for Arbor Day."

"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."

"My Friend is too smart My Friend said that Onion is the only food that can make You cry. I threw a Coconut at his nose. I know I am smart :D."

"What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot? Stop laughing and reload."