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Joke of the Day
"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."
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"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."
"My mom told me to only say sorry if I've killed someone sorry mom"
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."
"Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong"
"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"