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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"
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"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"Where is Wall Street? Between Mexico and the US."
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"
"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."