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Joke of the Day

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas"

"What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !"

"Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to? How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack."

"If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store."

"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"

"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."

"Have you met the mushroom man? He's a real fun guy."

"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he's walking around like a sour puss."