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Joke of the Day
"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"
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"*primitive gungans defeat battle droids* *Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers* *improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*"
"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."
"A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, "" Hey, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"" The man replies, ""I am a premature ejaculation"""
"What's a control freaks favorite macro? Control+U"
"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"
"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."