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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."
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"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"
"My girlfriend became depressed because she thought she was a failure and was letting me down. Encouragingly, I told her, ""If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do suck seed."""
"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."
"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"
"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."
"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."
"'Bout to get white girl wasted (drink 3 dirty martini's, squeal about loving everyone, eat chicken fingers & vomit)."
"What's the best thing to do with a thimble? Bang it with a drum-thtick!"
"Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*."