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Joke of the Day
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
Next Joke
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"A disease that kills you and can only be spread through the transmission of bodily fluids. Are we sure we're not talking about marriage?"
"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."
"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."
"Just saw a magazine cover that said ""Katy Perry is on fire"" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit"
"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."
"I fucking hate gravity It keeps pulling me down"
"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"