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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"

"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"What did the FSB call the dissident who had been shot fifteen times in the head? The worst case of suicide they'd ever seen."

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"Q: What's the book of socially prominent monsters? A: The Book of who's Boo."

"I wonder what part of the Constitution we'll all be fighting over today? I hope it's the preamble. That part's bullshit."

"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."

"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!"

"Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too."