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Joke of the Day
"If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby, what brings no baby? A swallow"
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"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."
"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."
"How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? With a pitchfork!"
"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"
"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."
"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."
"A black mom has six kids all named Leroy. She tells them apart by their different last names."
"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."
"One man's whore is another man's whore."