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Joke of the Day
"An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii."
Next Joke
"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a hill and turned into a field"
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""olive or twist?"""
"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"
"When you're sad, no one sees your tears. When you're happy, no one sees your smile. But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares."
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"
"How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful"
"Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife's birthday."