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Joke of the Day

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"(6-year old brother gave me this one) Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"A feminist and a reddit admin walk into a bar... Just kidding, they couldn't fit through the door."

"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."