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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I'm not saying I won, but I came out on top"

"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"

"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face."

"A retired sergeant was asked: ""Well how do you like civilian life?"" ""Terrible"" he said gruffly ""all those people around and nobody in charge!"""

"What's the difference between a horse dick and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Last night I made love to my wife while camping.... It was in tents"

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."