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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"

"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."

"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."

"Au Don't you dare downvote. That joke was pure gold."

"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."

"I dated a guy who always kneeled and prayed before sex. I still don't know if he was scared of what I'd do or thankful. Either way, amen."

"To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice"

"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"

"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."

"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."