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Joke of the Day

"I dated a guy who always kneeled and prayed before sex. I still don't know if he was scared of what I'd do or thankful. Either way, amen."

"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."

"What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."

"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""

"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."

"Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser."

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"

"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"