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Joke of the Day

"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."

"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."

"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""

"How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?"

"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"

"Lost both my arms in an accident. The whole incident left me utterly humerless."

"Men are just like jokes The best ones are all dark."

"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."

"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"

"Wife's Dream! Wife: ""In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."" Husband: ""I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."""