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Joke of the Day

"I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!"

"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender."

"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."

"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"

"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"What did the Indian woman say during sex? Please cum again!"

"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""