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Joke of the Day

"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."

"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"

"Oh so Paris Hilton can carry a dog in her purse but if I leave my baby in a suitcase behind the chicken restaurant I'm some kind of monster."

"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"

"A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even after marriage... Husband says ""yeah, but I wasn't expecting to get married to you!"""

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."

"I bet most braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""

"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"