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Joke of the Day

"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"

"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."

"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"

"Cashier at McDonalds said ""See you later"" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch."

"You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!"

"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"

"Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh."

"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."