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Joke of the Day
"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
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"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times."
"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."
"I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear"
"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""
"9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret"
"What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!"
"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"
"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"