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Joke of the Day
"What did the Indian woman say during sex? Please cum again!"
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"Where do cat astronauts go? Meowterspace"
"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day."
"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"
"""Hello Mr. Ress, how have you been?"" asked the psychologist. ""I feel as though people use me as something to fall back on."" he replied. ""And why do you think that is, Matt?"""
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"
"Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus? At a Pair of Docks"
"I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son."
"No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat."