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Joke of the Day
"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"
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"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."
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"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."
"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."
"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."