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Joke of the Day
"Just sprayed Febreeze in my bathroom.. Now it smells like shitrus."
Next Joke
"Q: What is a 'forum'? A: Two-um plus two-um."
"For Halloween I'm goin to go as lost weed. Cause that's everyone's nightmare."
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."
"Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."