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Joke of the Day

"Although I don't care for rap music, I don't denigrate it. For those who like rap music, denigrate means to speak negatively about."

"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"

"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."

"A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says ""Gee that's a byoot!"" The Dealer responds ""That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"""

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("

"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."

"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."

"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."