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Joke of the Day

"Although I don't care for rap music, I don't denigrate it. For those who like rap music, denigrate means to speak negatively about."

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"It must've been so fun to live in ancient Egypt because everything you wrote was an emoji"

"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"

"The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting."

"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."