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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"
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"Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. Everyone leaves. ""EVERYONE?"" he chuckles to himself. ""7.4 billion humans couldn't fit in this space."""
"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."
"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."
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"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs."
"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"