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Joke of the Day
"What is Adam's brother called? Subtractem"
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"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."
"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""
"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"