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Joke of the Day

"Where do gay fish live Aqueeriums"

"Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the ""L"" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's."

"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."

"Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office. Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted."

"*tries to take off date's bra* If you- *tries again* If- *again* If you would take off the hulk gloves this would be easier *looks up* NEVER"

"Whenever you're feeling down and out, just remember that there's people walking around with Twilight tattoos."

"if you're in Mecca itself you have to pray while spinning around in circles like a compass at the North Pole"

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."