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"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"
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"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot? me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous"
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Many think it's R, but his first love be the C."
"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."
"Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation."
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"White people are only thinking about one of 5 things at any given moment: 1. skiing 2. sadness 3. edamame 4. revenge 5. Greek yogurt."
"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"