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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."

"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."

"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"

"The pope walks into a Mosque A Muslim looks up and asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."

"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"

"NOT all policemen are strippers."

"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."