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Joke of the Day

"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."

"I bought my cat a box of wine... The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat."

"Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !"

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""

"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"

"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"Daughter asked me she wants to feel like a princess so I forced her on a marriage with a man she's never met to secure our alliance with the French."

"What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others? Your name! -"