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Joke of the Day
"I never get my idioms mixed up and you can take that to the bank and smoke it"
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"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."
"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"
"I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert."
"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"
"What do you call a flying Jedi? A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)"
"Do you think maybe humans are gonna evolve with longer arms for selfie purposes?"
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."
"What room is a ghost scared of? The living room( haha get it?)"