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Joke of the Day

"wife: Why don't we run through the parking lot? me [laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me] Because it's dangerous"

"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."

"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."

"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"Anger. It's all the rage. ."

"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."

"When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game."

"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."

"What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis"