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"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
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"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""
"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."
"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."
"I like to go on OK Cupid and find the worst possible matches for myself and message them being like ""We can make this work."""
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."