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Joke of the Day

"Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation."

"Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too"

"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"[Calling concert venues across the country] Hi yes, I'm just calling to let you know that on your website you spelled ""weekend"" incorrectly"

"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"