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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being dark."
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"Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!"
"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."
"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"ME: *falls in love only w/ people who are mean to me* Why does this keep happening [flashback] GOD: *points to me* Make that one an idiot"
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"
"Q: What is rhubarb? A: Celery with high blood pressure."
"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"
"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""