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Joke of the Day

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"

"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."

"Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!"

"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."

"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"

"If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you."

"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."

"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."

"I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o'clock."