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Joke of the Day
"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."
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"A Morning After pill but for over eating."
"Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight? BenQ"
"I was in a bad mood when my annoying sister asked me, ""What do beavers do to a river?"" God dam it"
"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"
"""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* ""Nice legs"" *Swipes right* - Spider tinder"
"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""
"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"
"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"