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Joke of the Day

"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""

"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"A deaf man and deaf lady go on a date..."

"PATIENT: I broke my arm in 3 places DOCTOR: Then dont go to those places!"

"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir."

"You'll never understand unconditional love until the birth of a child. Or hear the beep of a microwave with your burrito."