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Joke of the Day

"What do lawyers use for birth control? Personality."

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"

"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"

"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."

"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""

"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"

"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."

"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."

"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."