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Joke of the Day

"I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying ""et cetera."""

"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""

"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"

"mother-in-law (on FB): I'm tired of everyone being so condesending *wife tackles me before I can write ""you spelled 'condescending' wrong""*"

"Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses? The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to /u/The_Messiah"

"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"

"my dad always makes fun of me for taking selfies all the time but if he didn't want such a beautiful child he should've kept it in his pants"

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"