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Joke of the Day
"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"
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"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing... 'He's like a fish out of water.' 'You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' 'No, I mean he's dead.' -Mike Close-"
"Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan."
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"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
"You may want to check out my new book on masturbation. It's called ""50 ways to love your lever"""
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