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Joke of the Day
"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"
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"I hit the gym today... Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children"
"[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back ""what's up"""
"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"
"I broke up with a tin of paint this week. I'm feeling pretty emulsional. (CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)"
"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."
"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."
"[England 1320] ""Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows."" *waits 6 months* ""K"""
"Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car."