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Joke of the Day

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."

"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."

"Qui-gon: You will give me the parts Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers? Watto: I will give you the parts"

"what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair."

"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."

"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints"

"the cats out of the bag now... now the cats in the bag but you can still see its tail.. now the cats rolling around in some sand and dirt"

"How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?"