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Joke of the Day
"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."
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"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."
"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."
"Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face."
"HALLOWEEN JOKE: Why don't witches ever have babies? Because warlocks have hollow weenies!"
"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""
"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"
"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"