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Joke of the Day

"If I win tonight's Powerball, I'm sharing with everyone on Reddit. I'm not sharing the money. I'll just let you know I won."

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. ...and his wife is livid. ""You SWORE that you'd be home by 11:45!"" ""No,"" slurs the mathematician... ""I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."""

"I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!"

"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"

"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."

"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing. 'He's like a fish out of water.' You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' No, I mean he's dead.'"

"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"