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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""
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"for those who received a book from me this Christmas. They're due back at the library tomorrow."
"I am not an alcoholic An alcoholic needs a drink, I have a drink."
"I hate when people text back ""K""...I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium."
"A homely man is walking down the street... When a stranger sees him. The stranger exclaims ""Boy, are you fucking ugly!"" The man turns around and says ""Don't talk about my sister that way!"""
"So far 42 out of 43 presidents actually ran for office. FDR just kind of rolled himself in there."
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"
"How does a watch maker tell you he likes you? With a romantic tock."
"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."