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Joke of the Day

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."

"What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote"

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"Similes are like as holes."

"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."

"Here's a quick joke for all you telepathic people out there."

"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in July? Because he was cold before it was cool."