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Joke of the Day

"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? by having sex with her"

"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"

"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"

"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."

"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"

"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."

"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""

"""The Spoon"" Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. . Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."