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Joke of the Day
"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"
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"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."
"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"
"If bullshit could float...you'd be the Admiral of the fleet! "
"I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down."
"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."
"Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."