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Joke of the Day
"How does a watch maker tell you he likes you? With a romantic tock."
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"Headlice are now resistant to the usual medical treatments.... The problem has scientists scratching their heads."
"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"
"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."
"Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire."
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."
"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"
"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."