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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."

"Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson? Adele. Some one set fire to the train"

"I have a dog with no legs. His name is Cigarette because I have to take him out for a drag."

"To the fat people who get offended when someone makes a fat joke, I have two words for you: Lighten up."

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night"

"What's my favourite kind of trans-fat? Chaz Bono"